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Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :- You can hide your own Easter eggs. Carnivorous: Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first. Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots? - Elmer Do-It-Yourself Easter Kit: 2 Boards, 3 Nails, and a Martyr! Easter Bunny is dead...Eaten by Santa on Thanksgiving. Eastroturf: n. The artificial grass in Easter baskets. Egg-laden rabbit who jumps off bridges: the Easter Bungee. Every wonder why the Easter bunny hides it's eggs? Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas! Maybe they're really brought by the Easter Lizard on the Easter Snake. Rubber Chickens lay those little plastic Easter Eggs. When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross hair? Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
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