1. In a blender.
2. In a rabid dog cage
3. IN a grain auger.
4. Near large pieces of running farm equiptment.
5. Next to the plugged in hair dryer in the bathtub.
6. At the top of a rickety ladder.
7. On a porcupine or skunk.
8. In a rattlesnake den.
9. In rat poision
10. In a box of razor blades.
11. Next to the loaded handgun.
12. On the main runway at O'Hare International Airport.
13. In the liquor cabinet.
14. In discarded refrigerators.
15. In a trashcan full of hypodermic needles.
16. In Ted Kennedy's car.
17. On a space shuttle launch pad at T-minus ten seconds.
18. At Chernobyl.
19. In a New York alley late at night.
20. On the subway tracks.
21. In Levenworth.
22. In an Iron Maiden. (everyone has one you know.)
23. In the middle of the L.A. Freeway at rush hour.
24. In the titanic.
25. Near downed high tension power lines.
26. Near an uncapped well.
27. Next to Bison in Yellowstone Park.
28. On Old Faithfull.
29. In a tank of piranahs.
30. Next to an open mine shaft.
31. Under asbestos.
32. Near a radioactive waste dump.
33. In a badger den.
34. On a bus in Jerusalem, or Dublin.
35. In downtown Sarejevo.
36. On the shores of valdez, Alaska.
37. With a bunch of blasting caps.
38. In a shed full of fireworks/explosives.
39. In a 747 turbine
40. In a train yard.
41. Hide them at low tide.
42. In a grain silo.
43. In a ford Pinto.
44. In a crash test car.
45. In a rock crusher.
46. In a blast furnace.
47. In a mine field.
48. On a bear trap.
49. On a board with rusty nails poking out of it.
50. In a toaster.
51. Under a wasp nest.

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