QUICKIE RIDDLES

Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A: Ghoul-aid!!!

Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?
A: A human bean.

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn't have a haunting license.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.

Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.

Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: mas-scare-a.

Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.

Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
A: Warlock Holmes

Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart

Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.

Q: Where do most werewolves live?
A: In howllywood, California

Q: Where do most goblins live?
A: in North and South Scarolina.

Q: Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A: At a ghastly station.

Q: What do you call a little monsters parents
A: Mummy and deady

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A: Sour-puss

Q: How do you scare a mummy
A: With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q: Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A: It's drafty under that sheet.

Q: What instrument do skellitens play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They are bored to death!

Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat.

Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It's a pain in the neck.

Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.

Q: What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.

Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper.
Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A: He had a fang-ache.

Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night.

Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.

Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A: Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Give him screws.

Q: What can't you give the headless horseman?
A: A headache.

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A: A white sale.

Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.

Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie.

Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
A: A broom closet.

Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates.

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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