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Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A: Ghoul-aid!!! Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!!!!! Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Q: What's a monster's favorite bean? A: A human bean. Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A: A sand-witch. Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A: Ghoul Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A: He didn't have a haunting license. Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A: He had no body to dance with. Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria. Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A: He is mist. Q: Where did the goblin throw the football? A: Over the ghoul line. Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A: Because he is always a goblin. Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A: A toasty ghosty. Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A: Whipped scream. Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A: mas-scare-a. Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective? A: Sherlock Moans. Q: Who was the most famous witch detective? A: Warlock Holmes Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones. Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A: The Vampire State Building. Q: Where do most werewolves live? A: In howllywood, California Q: Where do most goblins live? A: in North and South Scarolina. Q: Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A: At a ghastly station. Q: What do you call a little monsters parents A: Mummy and deady Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A: Sour-puss Q: How do you scare a mummy A: With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy. Q: Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A: It's drafty under that sheet. Q: What instrument do skellitens play? A: Trom-BONE. Q: Why do vampires scare people? A: They are bored to death! Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A: Every night he turns into a bat. Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A: It's a pain in the neck. Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. Q: What song does Dracula hate? A: "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders. Q: How does a girl vampire flirt? A: She bats her eyes. Q: What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A: A grave problem. Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? A: He has a bat temper. Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A: He had a fang-ache. Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? A: They all come out at night. Q: Who does Dracula get letters from? A: His fang club. Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A: To stop his coffin. Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A: Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo. Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? A: Give him screws. Q: What can't you give the headless horseman? A: A headache. Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business? A: He wanted to get ahead in life. Q: What is a ghosts favorite sale? A: A white sale. Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A: A boo-tie. Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert? A: Boo-berry pie. Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Q: When does a ghost have breakfast? A: In the moaning. Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast? A: Coffee with scream and sugar. Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation? A: Mali-boo. Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Q: What do they teach in witching school? A: Spelling. Q: Why does a witch ride a broom? A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. Q: What do you call a witch's garage? A: A broom closet. Q: What do you call two witches living together? A: Broommates. Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Close Window |