A Bit of Mom Humor

If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?

Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something really special
for their Mothers on Mother's Day -- like move out !

A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college.
With a sigh she replied, "Everything I have."

Fathers -- take heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure of getting at least one thing
-- the bills from Mother's Day.

Most Mothers are always amazed when their sons/daughters marry a person
with much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral standards,
yet still manage to have utterly brilliant children.

A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend.
She asked her Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given her.
Without a pause, her Mother replied,
"Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."

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