I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will answer my snail-mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily ... well, once a week ... okay, monthly then ... or maybe ...

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL ... LOL!"

I will read the manual ... just as soon as I can find it.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning ... 4:30 is much more practical.

I resolve ... I resolve to ... I resolve to, uh ... I resolve to, uh, get my, er ...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

I will stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail.

I will read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to.

I will try the e-mail version of the Mrs. Fields cookie recipe.

I will not "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next year.

I WILL REMEMBER protect my friends e-mail addresses by putting
their addresses in the BCC: field when I am doing a mass e-mail.

I will keep my email messages neat by copying and pasting into a
new message instead of forwarding one that has to be opened 10x to read!

I will foward this page to at least 5 friends.

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