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Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..." What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankfull that I'm not a turkey." What key has legs and can't open doors? Turkey. What sound does a space turkey make? hubble, hubble, hubble. Keep your eye off the turkey dressing It makes him blush!!!! Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! Close Window |