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What do you get when you have a turkey on the beach with Broomhilda? A turkey sand-witch What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck himself! Do you have any turkeys going cheap? Nope, all our turkeys go gobble gobble. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock! What's the best way to catch a Turkey? Have someone throw one at you! Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside! What's full of raisins and on a secret mission? Mince spy! Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed! What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd be rolling over in his gravy! What key has legs but can't open a door? A turKEY What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? He played his drumsticks! Why are the cranberries red? Because they saw the turkey dressing! Why was the world concerned when the server dropped the platter of Turkey? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break up of China Close Window |