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Is it Love, Lust or Marriage
LOVE
when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist,
and you don't care
LOVE when sex is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's sex?
LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus
money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize a date
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time
your son's game starts
LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your
partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care
who knows
LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly
how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think
about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to
think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only
thought
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner
does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner
does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
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