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Animals
- The Cat Philosphy of Life: If you can't Eat it
or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
- A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little
furball that barfs on the furniture.
- Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to
lease with an option.
- Cats keep their claws sharp because they know
that just a purr may not be enough.
- Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
- Cats humor us because the know that their ancestors
ate ours.
- Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily
deluded.
- Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV
is a sleeping cat!
- If a man's best friend is his dog, don't give
him your phone number!
- In space, your cat can't hear you open the can.
- Getting a free kitten proves that you don't need
money to get love.
- Cats are children that you don't have to send
to college.
- To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does
Tricks.
- To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat,
you're one of the help.
  
Please remember that this is just
for fun! :=)
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