Driving / Car

1. I can't wash my car...the dirt is the only thing holding it together
   
   
2. Lead, Follow or get the hell out of the way
   
   
3. DO NOT WASH! This car is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
   
   
4. I don't drink while I drive. Thats what stop signs are for.
   
   
5. Hang up and DRIVE!
   
   
6. THIS IS CHEVY COUNTRY, ON A QUIET NIGHT, YOU CAN HERE A FORD RUST!
   
   
7. Honk if you see parts fall off!
   
   
8. 0-60 in 15 minutes!
   
   
9. Visualize using your turn signal!
   
   
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet!
    
    
11. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading!
    
    
12. If you can read this, I can break and sue you (courtesy of KcyS99)
    
    
13. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. (courtesy of the Baxters)
    
    
14. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. (courtesy of the Baxters)
    
    
15. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit! (courtesy of the Baxters)
    
    
16. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over (We honestly Saw this Upside Down, On A Jeep)
    
    
17. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
    
    
18. If I'm So Slow, How come I'm Ahead of You?
    
    
19. Horn busted... Watch for finger.
    
    
20. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it
    
    
21. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
    
    
22. WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
    
    
23. A parking lot is not the place to "think outside the box"!
    
    
24. Is that how they drive on your planet?
    
    
25. Jesus loves you. I don't. Now, BACK OFF!
    
    
26. I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
    
    
27. Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
    
    
28. GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
    
    
29. Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
    
    
30. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
    
    
31. CAUTION! Trigger-happy Klingon on Tactical!
    
    
32. I'm not speeding! I'm qualifying!
    
    
33. My Bumper Sticker Is Better Than Your Bumper Sticker!
    
    
34. Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine!
    
    
35. Answer my prayers, steal this car!
    
    
36. This is not an abandoned vehicle!
    
    
37. You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this!
    
    
38. Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, youre squinting to read it!
    
    
39. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
    
    
40. Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move!
    
    
41. Brooms get great gas mileage.
    

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)