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Just for Men
- I got this truck for my wife - Not a bad trade!
- I got a gun for my wife - best trade I ever made.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let
her sleep!

- Driver carries no cash--he's married!
- A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- My wife keeps complaining that I never listen
to her... or something like that.
- An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman
is truly dangerous!
- My ex gave me a reason to live -- I want Revenge!
- If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little
feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
- WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value
These Tools - DON'T TOUCH THEM
- If a man speaks in the middle of a forest &
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
wrong?

- Directionally Dysfunctional
- I have spent most of my life drinking beer &
chasing women. The rest of it I just wasted!
- I'M MARRIED but it's not serious.
- Sure I can multi-task! I can read in the bathroom!
- If women are from Venus, then why can't we send
them back?
- PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
- Beauty is only a light switch away.

Please remember that this is just
for fun! :=)
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