Just for Men

1. I got this truck for my wife - Not a bad trade!
   
   
2. I got a gun for my wife - best trade I ever made.
   
   
3. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
   
   
4. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!
   
   
5. Driver carries no cash--he's married!
   
   
6. A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
   
   
7. Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
   
   
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
   
   
9. My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.
   
   
10. An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous!
    
    
11. My ex gave me a reason to live -- I want Revenge!
    
    
12. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
    
    
13. WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value These Tools - DON'T TOUCH THEM
    
    
14. If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
    
    
15. Directionally Dysfunctional
    
    
16. I have spent most of my life drinking beer & chasing women. The rest of it I just wasted!
    
    
17. I'M MARRIED but it's not serious.
    
    
18. Sure I can multi-task! I can read in the bathroom!
    
    
19. If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?
    
    
20. PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
    
    
21. Beauty is only a light switch away.

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)