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For Men

BUMPER STICKERS: FOR MEN

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
A man and his truck: It's a beautiful thing.
A man is as old as he feels, but never as important.
An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous!
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Directionally Dysfunctional
Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
Driver carries no cash--he's married!
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
I have spent most of my life drinking beer & chasing women. The rest of it I just wasted!
I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?
My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends.
PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!
WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value These Tools - DON'T TOUCH THEM

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