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BUMPER STICKERS: FOR WOMEN
- A good girl is Good, but I'm even Better!
- A woman and her truck... It's a great thing.
- A woman with a big fat a$$ should dump him.

- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!
- A Woman's Place is in the House... and Senate!
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
- All men are idiots... I married their King.
- An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous.
- And Your Point Is?
- Behind every successful woman is herself.
- Cats make more sense than men.
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
- Darwin was wrong! Men are still apes!
- Do you want to see the man in charge OR speak to the woman who knows what's going on?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
- Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen!
- Face it, girl, Prince Charming isn't coming. He's living with Mr. Right.
- Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
- God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
- Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
- Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like ... Who Cares?
- I believe in dragons, perfect men, and other mystical creatures.
- I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
- I finished your laundry. The ashes are in the fireplace.

- I LOVE SENSITIVE MEN! They're easier to take advantage of!
- I never met a man I couldn't blame.
- I thought he was Mr. Right! I didn't realize he was Mr. ALWAY Right!
- I'd kick your butt but this is my best dress.
- I'm Out of Estrogen - And I Have a Gun.
- If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
- If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?
- If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
- If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap and Easy.
- If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen!
- Man cannot live on bread alone! Unless he's in a cage & that's all you feed him!
- Men have only two faults. Everything they say and everything they do.
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do everyday.
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
- So many men, So few who can afford me.
- Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?
- Why do they call it "Winning a Man"? What kind of prize is that?
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition!
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