Just for Women

1. I believe in dragons, perfect men, and other mystical creatures.
   
   
2. So many men, So few who can afford me.
   
   
3. God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
   
   
4. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
   
   
5. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
   
   
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
   
   
7. Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
   
   
8. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen!
   
   
9. If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen!
   
   
10. Dinner is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
    
    
11. I'm Out of Estrogen - And I Have a Gun.
    
    
12. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like ... Who Cares?
    
    
13. Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes!
    
    
14. And Your Point Is?
    
    
15. WARNING: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
    
    
16. If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap and Easy.
    
    
17. Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?
    
    
18. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition!
    
    
19. Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
    
    
20. No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes!
    
    
21. A Husband Is One Who Takes Out The Trash & Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House!
    
    
22. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
    
    
23. All men are idiots... I married their King.
    
    
24. Cats make more sense than men.
    
    
25. I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
    
    
26. If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
    
    
27. If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
    
    
28. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
    
    
29. Why do they call it "Winning a Man"? What kind of prize is that?
    
    
30. I LOVE SENSITIVE MEN! They're easier to take advantage of!
    
    
31. Men have feelings, too... but who really cares?
    
    
32. I never met a man I couldn't blame.
    
    
33. GOD CREATED MAN FIRST! You need a rough draft before a masterpiece!
    
    
34. Darwin was wrong! Men are still apes!
    
    
35. I thought he was Mr. Right! I didn't realize he was Mr. ALWAY Right!
    
    
36. Man cannot live on bread alone! Unless he's in a cage & that's all you feed him!
    
    
37. Do you want to see the man in charge OR speak to the woman who knows what's going on?
    
    
38. I finished your laundry. The ashes are in the fireplace.
    
    
39. PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do everyday.
    
    
40. You remind me of my husband, Except you're not buried in the backyard.
    
    
41. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!
    
    
42. Never marry a man who refers to the Rehearsal Dinner as the Last Supper!
    
    
43. Men have only two faults. Everything they say and everything they do.
    
    
44. HUSBAND & DOG MISSING! REWARD FOR DOG!

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)