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BUMPER STICKERS: GRUMPY PEOPLE
- A good day is when the crap hits the fan and I have time to duck.
- Abolish mornings!
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
- All Stressed Out and No One to Choke.
- Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
- Am I supposed to be impressed?
- Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
- Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
- Come closer and tell me about it!
- Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- Don't believe everything you think!
- Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
- Don't let your mind wonder. It's too little to be left alone.
- Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!
- Don't Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
- Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion!
- Everything I know, I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
- Go Fascinate Someone Else.
- God has a sense of humor... He made you didn't He?
- Has the wizard gotten back to you on that brain?
- Have a nice day... somewhere else.
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't GO Away?
- How may I ignore you today?
- I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect.
- I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
- I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either
(courtesy of CRAZYKIDS123)
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
- I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
- I got out of bed for this?
- I hate bumper stickers!
- If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
- I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
- I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
- I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
- I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.
- I'm objective; I object to everything.
- I'm One of Those Bad Things That Happen to Good People.
- I'm the person your mother warned you about.
- If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention.
- Is the weather nice in your world?
- It's been lovely, but I have to scream!
- Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes!
- "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
- Of Course I Don't Look Busy ... I Did It Right the First Time.
- Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!
- People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
- Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
- Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!
- Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
- The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
- The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
- Up Your Meds!
- WARNING: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
- We Need a Patch For Stupidity!
- Welcome to California. Now go home!
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Whatever you do, don't open the trunk.
- You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
- You are the reason I hate people.
- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
- You!... Off my planet!
- Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!
(courtesy of the Baxters)
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