Grumpy People

1. You are the reason I hate people.
   
   
2. Whatever you do, don't open the trunk.
   
   
3. I'm the person your mother warned you about.
   
   
4. Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
   
   
5. I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either (courtesy of CRAZYKIDS123)
   
   
6. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
   
   
7. Have a nice day... somewhere else.
   
   
8. I'm objective; I object to everything.
   
   
9. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
   
   
10. Of Course I Don't Look Busy ... I Did It Right the First Time.
    
    
11. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
    
    
12. You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
    
    
13. All Stressed Out and No One to Choke.
    
    
14. I'm One of Those Bad Things That Happen to Good People.
    
    
15. How Can I Miss You If You Won't GO Away?
    
    
16. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
    
    
17. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
    
    
18. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
    
    
19. Welcome to California. Now go home!
    
    
20. I hate bumper stickers!
    
    
21. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!
    
    
22. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. (courtesy of the Baxters)
    
    
23. Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
    
    
24. Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
    
    
25. I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
    
    
26. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
    
    
27. Am I supposed to be impressed?
    
    
28. Go Fascinate Someone Else.
    
    
29. If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
    
    
30. A Real Friend isn't someone that you use once and throw away, a Real Friend is someone that you can use again and again!
    
    
31. I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
    
    
32. I got out of bed for this?
    
    
33. "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
    
    
34. All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
    
    
35. Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!
    
    
36. Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
    
    
37. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    
    
38. The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!
    
    
39. I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
    
    
40. The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
    
    
41. Has the wizard gotten back to you on that brain?
    
    
42. Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!
    
    
43. Don't believe everything you think!
    
    
44. Up Your Meds!
    
    
45. We Need a Patch For Stupidity!
    
    
46. It's been lovely, but I have to scream!
    
    
47. You!... Off my planet!
    
    
48. Is the weather nice in your world?
    
    
49. Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion!
    
    
50. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
    
    
51. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    
    
52. If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention.

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)