Kids

1. My kid was Inmate of the Month at County Jail.
   
   
2. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
   
   
3. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
   
   
4. i souport publik edekasion.
   
   
5. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
   
   
6. Illiterate? Write For Help! (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
7. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
   
   
8. Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
   
   
9. Hukt on fonix reely wurkt for mee!
   
   
10. My kid sells term papers to your honor student
    
    
11. Alcohol and calculus don't mix Never drink and derive!
    
    
12. Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
    
    
13. Why do I have to take English class? I'm never going to England!

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)