Miscellaneous

1. IT TAKES A VIKING TO RAZE A VILLAGE!
   
   
2. Jesus is coming - hurry, look busy!
   
   
3. IT'S LONELY IN THE SADDLE... Since my horse died.
   
   
4. When hell freezes over, I'll fish there too.
   
   
5. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
   
   
6. Where there's a will...I want to be in it!
   
   
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
   
   
8. If at first you don't suceed, skydiving is not for you!
   
   
9. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check!
   
   
10. Skys law: you can't fall off the floor.
    
    
11. Poker rules supplement: a .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.
    
    
12. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    
    
13. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    
    
14. A day without sunshine is like, night.
    
    
15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    
    
16. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
    
    
17. Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
    
    
18. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
    
    
19. JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
    
    
20. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    
    
21. Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.
    
    
22. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
    
    
23. There are three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
    
    
24. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
    
    
25. I can handle pain until it hurts.
    
    
26. Legalizing Concealed Weapons would be just fine if stupidity was outlawed.
    
    
27. Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers!
    
    
28. One person, one vote! (Offer not valid in Florida)
    
    
29. Don't call us "gun nuts"-- with a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
    
    
30. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
    
    
31. Skydivers: Good Till The Last Drop
    
    
32. Lead me not into temptation, I know my own way!
    
    
33. 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Population.
    
    
34. As I lay in bed looking at the stars, I asked myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?'
    
    
35. Come to the darkside, we have cookies.
    
    
36. Anything Purple Is Mine. Everything Else Can Be Dyed or Painted.
    
    
37. Vacuuming Sucks!
    
    
38. Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
    
    
39. Adult child of alien experimentation.
    
    
40. An Eye for an Eye Leaves the Whole World Blind!
    
    
41. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
    
    
42. DADDY FARTED And We Can't Get Out!     
    

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)