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Reality Check
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
- Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else
- Boldly Going Nowhere (courtesy of the Baxters)
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left
me before we met.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm
not too sure.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off
NOW!
- I'm not a failure, I just started on the bottom
and I like it there.
- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
her friends?
- He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically
challenged.
- Despite the cost of living, you have noticed how
it remains so popular?
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they
appear.
- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
- If you think nobody cares, Try Missing a Couple
of Payments!
- First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging!
- Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
- Never take life seriously: Nobody gets out alive
anyway!
- If The World's A Stage ... I'm Completely Unrehearsed!
- Ambition is a poor excuse to not be lazy!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
else!
- In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
- You are only young once, but you can stay immature
indefinitely!
- All generalizations are false, including this
one.
- Any connection between my reality and yours is
purely coincidental.
- What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all
about?
- The truth is out there - and I am stuck here.
- Different drummer? I'm my own band!
- I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore
I am perfect.
  
Please remember that this is just
for fun! :=)
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