Sanity

1. I Feel So Much Better Since I Gave Up ----HOPE
   
   
2. Mean People Need Prozac!
   
   
3. Some days I wonder if it was worth chewing through the straps.
   
   
4. normal people worry me.
   
   
5. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
   
   
6. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
   
   
7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
   
   
8. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
9. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
10. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    
    
11. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
    
    
12. The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography.
    
    
13. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
    
    
14. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
    
    
15. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
    
    
16. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
    
    
17. It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand!
    
    
18. I did not escape, I have a day pass!
    
    
19. I'm disturbed. I'm depressed. I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
    
    
20. I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
    
    
21. Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
    
    
22. DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
    
    
23. "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
    
    
24. All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!
    
    
25. I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.
    
    
26. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
    
    
27. Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
    
    
28. I am an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
    
    
29. One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity.
    
    
30. Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me!
    
    
31. Heavily medicated for your safety!
    
    
32. I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
    
    
33. Panic now and avoid the rush!
    
    
34. I used to be schizophrenic but we are better now!
    
    
35. I am homesick for places I have never been.

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)