Stupidity

1. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
   
   
2. He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
   
   
3. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
   
   
4. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
   
   
5. 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
   
   
6. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
   
   
7. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen & stupidity.
   
   
8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
   
   
9. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
   
   
10. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    
    
11. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    
    
12. Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    
    
13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    
    
14. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
    
    
15. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
    
    
16. If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.
    
    
17. Why do they nail down the lid of a coffin?
    
    
18. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)