Technology

1. Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped and UNIX guarded the harem?
   
   
2. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
   
   
3. Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed tao read?
   
   
4. Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code!
   
   
5. If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?
   
   
6. In my next life, I want more memory installed!
   
   
7. Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem.
   
   
8. Computers are vehicles for the mind. They drive you crazy!
   
   
9. Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay.
   
   
10. Information Superhighway Official Roadkill
    
    
11. C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
    
    
12. Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are.
    
    
13. I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on the server. (and the network is down again...)
    
    
14. If at first you don't succeed, you must be installing Windows!
    
    
15. Microsoft™: If you can't beat them, buy them.
    Apple™: If you can't beat them, sue them.
    IBM™: If you can't beat them, ignore them.

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)