Weighty Issues

1. I didn't fight my way up the food chain to eat vegtables!
   
   
2. Eat right, stay fit. Die anyway!
   
   
3. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better!
   
   
4. I love cats ... they taste just like chicken!
   
   
5. Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
   
   
6. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
7. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
8. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends! (courtesy of the Baxters)
   
   
9. Visualize This: Whirled Peas!
   
   
10. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
    
    
11. Fat People Are Harder To Kidnapp!!
    
    
12. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
    
    
13. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
    
    
14. Help Keep Your Kitchen Clean - Eat Out!
    
    
15. Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives.
    
    
16. A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious!
    
    
17. CATS -- The other white meat.
    
    
18. Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
    
    
19. Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
    
    
20. If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
    
    
21. Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
    
    
22. Smoking Cures Ham!
    
    
23. If we are not supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?
    
    
24. Dieted For a Month And All I Lost Was 30 Days.
    
    
25. My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly too.'
    
    
26. PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals
    
    
27. Save a cow! Eat a vegetarian!

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)