Work Related

1. I work with explosives; if you see me running you better catch up.
   
   
2. Are you an environmentalist, or do you work for a living
   
   
3. I'm a corporate executive--I keep things from Happening.
   
   
4. I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
   
   
5. All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
   
   
6. I LOVE DEADLINES! I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by!
   
   
7. Work fascinates me! I can sit and watch it for hours!
   
   
8. Be careful of the toes you step on today! They may be attached to the a$$ you kiss tomorrow.
   
   
9. We do precision guesswork.
   
   
10. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    
    
11. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
    
    
12. My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'D QUIT!
    
    
13. Another Deadline, Another Miracle
    
    
14. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    
    
15. Computers cut my work in half... and the boss expects me to put it all back together!
    
    
16. Always proofread. You might have something out.
    
    
17. Work is for people who don't SURF THE NET.
    
    
18. It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles
    
    
19. Weird Enough for Government Work!
    
    
20. I owe it all to my boss - Ulcers, nausea, paranoia...
    
    
21. My job is secure: No one else wants it.
    
    
22. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

Please remember that this is just for fun! :=)