Make this awesome layered dip for any party and get ready to hear how much people love you. Don’t bother making any other food because the party-goers will fill up on this and complain about how stuffed they are!
he last five months have been spent sewing, sewing and yes, that’s right, sewing. I can’t begin to express how grateful I am to the ladies at my husband’s work (US Recruiting Brigade at Ft. Knox). They have kept me sew busy!
Weekly Hillbilly Humor: Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
In honor of Mother’s Day, here is a little something to make you laugh. These are those little sayings that are passed down from Mother to Child then are magically are said again when that Child becomes a Mother! — A little "birdy" told me! — A little soap & water never killed anybody. — Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. — Am I talking to a brick wall?
Weekly Hillbilly Humor: One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Budweisers. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”…
Weekly Hillbilly Humor: ALL – noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.” — BAHS – noun. A supervisor. Usage: “If you don’t stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!” — BAMMER – noun. The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum….
Things Not To Say On Your Valentine’s Date: 1. I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. — 2. People say I remind them of Urkel. — 3. I used to come here all the time with my ex. — 4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.—