Hillbilly Humor: Southern Tourism

Southern Tourism

ISSUED BY THE SOUTHERN TOURISM BUREAU TO ALL VISITING NORTHERNERS AND NORTHEASTERN URBANITES AND PEOPLE FROM STATES OUTSIDE THE SOUTH (i.e, Yankees)

1) Don’t order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It’s just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they’ll kick your…