Bumper Stickers – Animals

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We a have over 500 witty sayings, funny one-liners and humorous quotes for you to enjoy.

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  1. A Cat by Any Other Name is Still a Sneaky Little Furball that Barfs on the Couch!
  2. Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers!
  3. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
  4. Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
  5. A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a hammer.
  6. Cats are children that you don’t have to send to college.
  7. Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving!
  8. Cats are dogs with a college education.
  9. Cats don’t want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
  10. Cats humor us because the know that their ancestors ate ours.
  11. Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough.
  12. Cats make great pets — out of their owners.
  13. CATS — The other white meat.
  14. Dogs are like children that you don’t have to send to college.
  15. Dogs come when you call, Cats have answering machines!
  16. Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded.
  17. Dogs think they’re human. Cats think they’re gods.
  18. Dolphins: Don’t trust a species that’s always smiling, its up to something!
  19. Don’t drink water, fish pee in it.
  20. Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.
  21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  22. Getting a free kitten proves that you don’t need money to get love.
  23. Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
  24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  25. I Brake For Cats – Humans Not So Much
  26. I love cats … they taste just like chicken!
  27. Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers…
  28. Even in space, your cat can hear you open the can.
  29. Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
  30. Lord Help Me to Be the Person My Dog Thinks I am
  31. Lost your cat?! Try looking under my tires.
  32. Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant.
  33. My Cat is Smarter Than a Democrat
  34. My Cat is Smarter Than a Republican
  35. My Cat is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
  36. My Dog is Smarter Than a Democrat
  37. My Dog is Smarter Than a Republican
  38. My Dog is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
  39. My Windows Aren’t Dirty, That’s My Dog’s Nose Art
  40. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
  41. Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.
  42. Save the whales! Collect the whole set.
  43. Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
  44. Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers.
  45. The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can’t Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
  46. The More People I Meet The More I Like My Cat
  47. The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog
  48. To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does Tricks.
  49. To a dog, you’re one of the family. To a cat, you’re one of the help.
  50. Yes I Love My Dogs As Much As You Love Your Children
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