Bumper Stickers – For Men

Huddle Bumper Stickers Welcome to Huddlenet.com's collection of Bumper Stickers.

We a have over 500 witty sayings, funny one-liners and humorous quotes for you to enjoy.

Have Fun & Enjoy, from your giggling friends at Huddlenet.com.

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  1. A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
  2. >A man and his truck: It’s a beautiful thing.
  3. Beauty is only a light switch away.
  4. Directionally Dysfunctional
  5. Don’t be sexist — broads hate that.
  6. Driver carries no cash–he’s married!
  7. If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  8. I have spent most of my life drinking beer & chasing women.
    The rest of it I just wasted!
  9. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
  10. If women are from Venus, then why can’t we send them back?
  11. My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends.
  12. PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
  13. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!
  14. WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value These Tools – DON’T TOUCH THEM

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Stacy

Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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