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May 26, 2011 | Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers – For Men

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  1. A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
  2. >A man and his truck: It’s a beautiful thing.
  3. Beauty is only a light switch away.
  4. Directionally Dysfunctional
  5. Don’t be sexist — broads hate that.
  6. Driver carries no cash–he’s married!
  7. If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  8. I have spent most of my life drinking beer & chasing women.
    The rest of it I just wasted!
  9. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
  10. If women are from Venus, then why can’t we send them back?
  11. My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends.
  12. PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
  13. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!
  14. WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value These Tools – DON’T TOUCH THEM



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