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May 26, 2011 | Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers – For Women

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Huddle Bumper Stickers Welcome to Huddlenet.com's collection of Bumper Stickers.

We a have over 500 witty sayings, funny one-liners and humorous quotes for you to enjoy.

Have Fun & Enjoy, from your giggling friends at Huddlenet.com.

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  1. A good girl is Good, but I’m even Better!
  2. A man is as old as he feels, but never as important.
  3. A woman and her truck… It’s a great thing.
  4. A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.
  5. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!
  6. A Woman’s Place is in the House… and Senate!
  7. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
  8. An angry dragon may eat you, but an angry woman is truly dangerous.
  9. And Your Point Is?
  10. Behind every successful woman is herself.
  11. Cats make more sense than men.
  12. Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
  13. Darwin was wrong! Men are still apes!
  14. Do you want to see the man in charge OR speak to the woman who knows what’s going on?
  15. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
  16. Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen!
  17. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
  18. God made us sisters, prozac made us friends.
  19. Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
  20. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like … Who Cares?
  21. I believe in dragons, perfect men, and other mystical creatures.
  22. I feel like a new man. Do you have one I could use?
  23. I finished your laundry. The ashes are in the fireplace.
  24. I LOVE SENSITIVE MEN! They’re easier to take advantage of!
  25. I never met a man I couldn’t blame.
  26. I thought he was Mr. Right! I didn’t realize he was Mr. ALWAY Right!
  27. I’d kick your butt but this is my best dress.
  28. I’m Out of Estrogen – And I Have a Gun.
  29. If a man’s home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
  30. If men are from Mars, then why can’t we send them back?
  31. If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
  32. If We Are What We Eat, I’m Fast, Cheap and Easy.
  33. If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen!
  34. Man cannot live on bread alone! Unless he’s in a cage & that’s all you feed him!
  35. Men have only two faults. Everything they say and everything they do.
  36. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
  37. PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do everyday.
  38. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
  39. So many men, So few who can afford me.
  40. Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?
  41. Why do they call it “Winning a Man”? What kind of prize is that?
  42. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition!

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