Bumper Stickers – Grumpy People

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  1. A good day is when the crap hits the fan and I have time to duck.
  2. Abolish mornings!
  3. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  4. All right, who put the “Morning People” in charge?
  5. All Stressed Out and No One to Choke.
  6. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
  7. Am I supposed to be impressed?
  8. Are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?
  9. Be reasonable. DO IT MY WAY!
  10. Come closer and tell me about it!
  11. Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. :lol:
  12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  13. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
  14. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  15. Don’t believe everything you think!
  16. Don’t make me mad! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies!
  17. Don’t let your mind wonder. It’s too little to be left alone.
  18. Don’t make me get out my flying monkeys!
  19. Don’t Start With Me. You Know How I Get.
  20. Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion!
  21. Everything I know, I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  22. Go Fascinate Someone Else.
  23. God has a sense of humor… He made you didn’t He?
  24. Has the wizard gotten back to you on that brain?
  25. Have a nice day… somewhere else.
  26. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t GO Away?
  27. How may I ignore you today?
  28. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect… Therefore I am perfect.
  29. I always said I wanted to Be Somebody. I guess I should have been more specific!
  30. I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn’t look good either
  31. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
  32. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  33. I didn’t do it. You can’t prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying!
  34. I got out of bed for this?
  35. I hate bumper stickers!
  36. If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
  37. I’ll “get a life” when someone can prove that it’s better than what I’ve got now.
  38. I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
  39. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong!
  40. I’m not deaf. I’m just ignoring you.
  41. I’m objective; I object to everything.
  42. I’m One of Those Bad Things That Happen to Good People.
  43. I’m the person your mother warned you about.
  44. If all the world’s a stage, I want better lighting!
  45. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  46. If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention.
  47. Is the weather nice in your world?
  48. It’s been lovely, but I have to scream!
  49. Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes!
  50. “NOT A MORNING PERSON” DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
  51. Of Course I Don’t Look Busy … I Did It Right the First Time.
  52. Question Authority – Don’t ask why, just DO IT!
  53. People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. :lol:
  54. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I’m Not.
  55. Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!
  56. Support bacteria! It’s the only culture some people have.
  57. The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
  58. The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist! :lol:
  59. Up Your Meds!
  60. WARNING: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
  61. We Need a Patch For Stupidity!
  62. Welcome to California. Now go home!
  63. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  64. Whatever you do, don’t open the trunk.
  65. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
  66. You are the reason I hate people.
  67. You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
  68. You!… Off my planet!
  69. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!

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Stacy

Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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