Bumper Stickers – Love & Marriage

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  1. A Husband Is One Who Takes Out The Trash & Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House! 😆
  2. A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
  3. All men are idiots… I married their King.
  4. Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments.
  5. Face it, girl, Prince Charming isn’t coming. He’s living with Mr. Right.
  6. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law’s face on the back of a milk carton.
  8. I got a gun for my wife – best trade I ever made.
  9. I got this truck for my wife – Not a bad trade!
  10. I had a good wife once. Then she went home to her husband.
  11. I married my wife for her looks… But not the ones she’s been giving me lately! 😆
  12. I’M MARRIED but it’s not serious.
  13. I’m the man of this house and I have my wife’s permission to say so.
  14. Love is a 4-letter word.
  15. Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
  16. Love is free. It’s diapers that are expensive!
  17. Love is not FINDING the right person, it’s BEING the right person!
  18. Love thy neighbor, but don’t brag about it!
  19. LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
  20. Make love, not war; get married and do both!
  21. My ex gave me a reason to live — I want Revenge!
  22. My other wife is beautiful!
  23. My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
  24. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
  25. Never marry a man who refers to the Rehearsal Dinner as the Last Supper!
  26. No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes!
  27. Oh my God, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
  28. Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you’re mated.
  29. The #1 cause of divorce is Marriage. 😆
  30. There are three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
  31. Why do I have to get married? I didn’t do anything wrong.
  32. You remind me of my husband, Except you’re not buried in the backyard.
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