Bumper Stickers – Miscellaneous

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  1. 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Population.
  2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
  3. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
  4. A synonym is a word you use if you can’t spell the other one.
  5. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
  6. Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers.
  7. Adult child of alien experimentation.
  8. Alaskans For Global Warming.
  9. Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
  10. All extremists should be shot.
  11. An Eye for an Eye Leaves the Whole World Blind!
  12. Anything Purple Is Mine. Everything Else Can Be Dyed or Painted.
  13. Are you happy or are you married?
  14. Arsonists of the world, ignite!
  15. As I lay in bed looking at the stars, I asked myself, ‘where the heck is the ceiling?’ :lol:
  16. Athletes love to score!
  17. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas , taking the dog. Dorothy.
  18. Bad cop! No donut!
  19. Be creative, invent a perversion!
  20. Been there. Done that. Went back for more.
  21. Blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth.
  22. Blow your mind. Smoke gunpowder.
  23. Book lovers never go to bed alone!
  24. Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS
  25. Chicken Little was Right!
  26. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
  27. Commit random acts of kindness and create senseless beauty!
  28. Common sense isn’t very common.
  29. Conserve water. Shower with a friend.
  30. Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
  31. Dain bramaged!
  32. Diarrhea is a hereditary illness, it runs in the family.
  33. Diarrhea is inherited. It runs in your jeans!
  34. Dijon vu! – the same mustard as before.
  35. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
  36. Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But do it first!
  37. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  38. Don’t blame me… I’m just visiting this planet!
  39. Don’t follow me, I’m lost!
  40. Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you!
  41. Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken. :lol:
  42. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
  43. Fishing is not a matter of life or death—it’s more important than that.
  44. Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn’t exist.
  45. FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
  46. Get a life? I’m a gamer! I have lots of lives!
  47. Give Blood, Play Hockey!
  48. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  49. Happiness can’t buy money.
  50. HELP! DADDY FARTED And We Can’t Get Out! :lol:
  51. Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!
  52. Help wanted: Telepath … you know where to apply.
  53. Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
  54. Housework is evil, it must be stopped.
  55. I can handle pain until it hurts.
  56. I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
  57. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  58. I’m a giant midget.
  59. I’m not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.
  60. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  61. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  62. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  63. IT TAKES A VIKING TO RAZE A VILLAGE!
  64. IT’S LONELY IN THE SADDLE… Since my horse died.
  65. Lead me not into temptation, I know my own way!
  66. Now that I’ve cooked the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
  67. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  68. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
  69. Poo-Poo happens.
  70. Practice Safe Housing – Use Condos!
  71. Sky’s law: you can’t fall off the floor.
  72. Skydivers: Good Till The Last Drop
  73. Sure I can multi-task! I can read in the bathroom! :lol:
  74. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  75. Vacuuming Sucks!
  76. When hell freezes over, I’ll fish there too.
  77. Will the last American leaving Miami, please bring the flag?
  78. Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken. :lol:
  79. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
  80. Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn’t exist.
  81. FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
  82. Get a life? I’m a gamer! I have lots of lives!
  83. Give Blood, Play Hockey!
  84. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  85. Happiness can’t buy money.
  86. HELP! DADDY FARTED And We Can’t Get Out! :lol:
  87. Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!
  88. Help wanted: Telepath … you know where to apply.
  89. Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
  90. Housework is evil, it must be stopped.
  91. I can handle pain until it hurts.
  92. I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
  93. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  94. I’m a giant midget.
  95. I’m not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.
  96. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  97. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  98. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  99. IT TAKES A VIKING TO RAZE A VILLAGE!
  100. IT’S LONELY IN THE SADDLE… Since my horse died.
  101. Lead me not into temptation, I know my own way!
  102. Now that I’ve cooked the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
  103. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  104. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
  105. Poo-Poo happens.
  106. Practice Safe Housing – Use Condos!
  107. Sky’s law: you can’t fall off the floor.
  108. Skydivers: Good Till The Last Drop
  109. Sure I can multi-task! I can read in the bathroom! :lol:
  110. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  111. Vacuuming Sucks!
  112. When hell freezes over, I’ll fish there too.
  113. Will the last American leaving Miami, please bring the flag?

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Stacy

Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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