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  1. A politician should do two terms – one in office and one in jail
  2. An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
  3. Annoy a liberal. Work hard and smile.
  4. Annoy a politician today – THINK
  5. Balance the budget. Declare politicians as game and sell hunting stamps.
  6. Bipartisanship: I’ll hug your elephant if you’ll kiss my ass.
  7. Congress should buy chairs for the Standing Army
  8. Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it
  9. Don’t be stupid. We have politicians for that!
  10. Downsizing is good, right? Then let’s fire Uncle Sam!
  11. Elephants and Asses Are Conning The Masses
  12. Empty the prisons – Make room for congress.
  13. Fight organized crime. Abolish the IRS.
  14. Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
  15. I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
  16. I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
  17. I’m an imbecile and I vote.
  18. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 😆
  19. If ignorance is Bliss, Washington must be Paradise!
  20. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
  21. Invest in America . Buy a Congressman!
  22. IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  23. Nothing political is correct.
  24. One person, one vote! (Offer not valid in Florida)
  25. Only lawyers get to be judges, and that’s the (F)LAW!
  26. Please don’t steal from me.The government hates competition
  27. Put politicians in their place – Landfills!
  28. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
  29. The last time we mixed religion and politics, people got burned at the stake
  30. Stamp out crime — abolish the IRS.
  31. Stop repeat offenders Don’t re-elect them!
  32. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
  33. Thank God for the IRS. Without them I’d be stinking rich!

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Stacy

Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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