Bumper Stickers – Weighty Issues

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  1. A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen… And This Kitchen Is Delirious!
  2. Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives.
  3. Dieted For a Month And All I Lost Was 30 Days.
  4. Dinner is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
  5. Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
  6. Eat right, stay fit. Die anyway!
  7. Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap!!
  8. Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends!
  9. Help Keep Your Kitchen Clean – Eat Out!
  10. I didn’t fight my way up the food chain to eat vegetables!
  11. I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha
  12. I hate plants. That’s why I became a vegetarian!
  13. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  14. I’m in shape … round’s a shape isn’t it?
  15. If it isn’t fattening, it isn’t food!
  16. If it tastes good, it’s probably not kosher.
  17. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
  18. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made ’em out of meat.
  19. My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, ‘OK, you’re ugly too.’
  20. My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
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