Hillbilly Humor: Hillbilly Quotes

Hillbilly Humor with The Huddles

A Few Hillbilly Quotes…

  • Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.
  • Don’t worry too much about it. Just do all you can do and let the rough end drag.
  • If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
  • Cousin Sammy in his boots & shorts
    Cousin Sammy in his boots & shorts
    If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.
  • You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
  • I’d rather jump barefoot off a 6-foot step ladder into a 5 gallon bucket full of porcupines than …
  • She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.
  • It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.
  • She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.
  • Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse… ’course, can’t hurt none either.
  • He’s so stupid, he couldn’t find his rear with both hands.

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