Hillbilly Humor: Hillbilly Quotes

Hillbilly Humor with The Huddles

A Few Hillbilly Quotes…

  • Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.
  • Don’t worry too much about it. Just do all you can do and let the rough end drag.
  • If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
  • Cousin Sammy in his boots & shorts

    Cousin Sammy in his boots & shorts

    If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.
  • You couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
  • I’d rather jump barefoot off a 6-foot step ladder into a 5 gallon bucket full of porcupines than …
  • She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.
  • It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.
  • She’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.
  • Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse… ’course, can’t hurt none either.
  • He’s so stupid, he couldn’t find his rear with both hands.


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Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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