Hillbilly Humor: Redneck Birth

Redneck Birth

Hillbilly Humor with The HuddlesIn the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Whoa there,” said the doctor.

“Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down…I think there’s yet another one to come.”

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern…It seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the doctor.

The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,

“Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?”

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Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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