Hillbilly Humor: Computer Technology

Hillbilly Humor with The HuddlesThis here is our technology dictionary. Now, if these get compalated, ya might need to rest yur noggin’ a bit. Maybe drink a beer and watch some NASCAR.

  • BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
  • BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
  • BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick
  • BYTE – What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
  • CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps
  • CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
  • TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker
  • CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
  • DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers
  • DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
  • FAX – What you lie about to the IRS
  • HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
  • HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
  • INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
  • KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
  • MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
  • MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
  • MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
  • MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live
  • NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
  • ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
  • ROM – Where the pope lives
  • SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
  • SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
  • SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year
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