12 Days of Christmas for the Scrooge in Thee

Huddlenet Holiday Humor: ChristmasThe first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me Is …

ONE
Finding a Christmas tree.

TWO
The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me is my
[Husband]: Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree.

THREE
The third thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Inebriated man]: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree.

FOUR
The fourth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Frustrated man]: Sending Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree.

FIVE
The fifth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Sending Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

SIX
The sixth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Frustrated wife]: Facing my in-laws,
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up these lights,
And finding a Christmas tree.

SEVEN
The seventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Angry man]: The Salvation Army,
6: Facing my in-laws,
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Sending Christmas cards,
3: Oh, Jeez!
2: I’m trying to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.

EIGHT
The eighth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Loud kid]: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!
7: Charities
6: And what do you mean, “your in-laws”?!?
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Oh, making out these cards,
3: Edith, get me a beer, huh?
2: What? We have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree.

NINE
The ninth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Another frustrated man]: No parking spaces,
8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!
7: Donations!
6: Facing my in-laws,
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Writing out those Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Now why the hell are they blinking?!?
And finding a Christmas tree.

TEN
The tenth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[Toy-commercial voice]: “Batteries not included”,
9: No parking spaces,
8: BUY ME SOMETHIN’!!!!
7: Get a job, ya bum!!!
6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,
3: Oh, Jeez, look at this!
2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

ELEVEN
The eleventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[TV Critic]: Stale TV specials,
10: “Batteries not included”,
9: No parking spaces,
8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!
7: Charities!!
6: (sobbing) She’s a witch! I hate her!
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: Oh, I don’t even KNOW half these people!
3: Oh, who’s got the toilet paper?
2: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

TWELVE
The twelfth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me:
[A few guys]: Singing Christmas Carols,
11: Stale TV specials,
10: “Batteries not included”,
9: No parking?
8: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
7: Charities!
6: Gotta make ’em dinner!
F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
4: I’m not sending them this year, that’s it!
3: Shut up, you!
2: FINE!! If you’re so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

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Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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