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December 16, 2011 | Christmas

Holiday Humor: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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Huddlenet Holiday Humor: ChristmasSCHIZOPHRENIA
Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY
We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA
I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC
Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town …or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA
Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER
You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.

DEPRESSION
Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell… (YOU GET THE IDEA)

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY
The Twelve Days of Christmas
(don’t make me repeat that again)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY
Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE
Silent Night

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