US Independence Day Riddles

Patriotic Riddles - Just for Kids |
We hope you have a fun & safe Independence Day this year! There is nothing Mr. Huddle likes better on the Fourth of July than to watch fireworks and spend time with his kids. Children make all holidays so much more exciting and fun!

Here are a few riddles just for the little ones. This is an excellent opportunity to teach your young ones about American history while sharing a few giggles together.

And yes, that cute little girl in the picture over there is our youngest… Megan in 2003.

Cheers, The Huddle Family


  • Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
    A: Nothing. It just waved!
  • Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
    A: Yeah, it cracked me up!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a flame on the Fourth of July?
    A: A fire quacker.
  • Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
    A: Yankee Poodle!
  • Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    A: Yes! They may not celebrate it, but they have a July 4th on their calender.
  • Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
    A: It was too heavy to carry.
  • Q: What would you say if everyone in the U.S. sneezed at the same time?
    A: “God bless America!”
  • Q: What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
    A: A bald beagle!
  • Q: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
    A: “On the bottom!”
  • Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
    A: He thought they were revolting!

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