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March 17, 2014 | St. Patrick's Day

Holidays Humor: St. Patrick’s Day Riddles

St. Patrick's Day HumorThese St. Patrick’s Day riddles are sure to tickle the funny bone of young and old alike.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn’t afford the plane fare.

Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a FRENCH fry!

Q: What do lady leprechauns wear in their hair?
A: Rain-bows

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re already wearing green!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!

Q: What type of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rain-bow!

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!



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