Holidays Humor: St. Patrick’s Day Riddles

St. Patrick's Day HumorThese St. Patrick’s Day riddles are sure to tickle the funny bone of young and old alike.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn’t afford the plane fare.

Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!

Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a FRENCH fry!

Q: What do lady leprechauns wear in their hair?
A: Rain-bows

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re already wearing green!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!

Q: What type of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rain-bow!

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!

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Stacy is the mother of 3, step-mom of 3 and grandparent of 3. She retired as a project manager for a environmental laboratory. In her spare time she volunteers with her daughter's high school band. She has been developing websites for over 15 years, both for herself and others. Cooking, sewing, reading and history are just a few of her passions. Reading about history is a double passion!

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