Holidays Humor: St. Patrick’s Day Riddles
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn’t afford the plane fare.
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a FRENCH fry!
Q: What do lady leprechauns wear in their hair?
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re already wearing green!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!
Q: What type of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rain-bow!
Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!
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