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February 6, 2012 | Valentines Day

Holiday Humor: Women vs. Men

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Huddlenet Holiday Humor: Valentine's DayThe following are some of the more humorous differences between men and women.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes –
there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.

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