Bumper Stickers – For Men

Welcome to Huddlenet.com’s collection of Bumper Stickers – For Men theme.

We have 17 Men’s themed bumper stickers to enjoy.

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Bumper Stickers - For Men

  1. A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
  2. A man and his truck: It’s a beautiful thing.
  3. Beauty is only a light switch away.
  4. Boobs. Proof that men can focus on two things at once.
  5. Directionally Dysfunctional
  6. Don’t be sexist — broads hate that.
  7. Driver carries no cash–he’s married!
  8. If a man speaks in the middle of a forest & there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  9. I have spent most of my life drinking beer & chasing women.
    The rest of it I just wasted!
  10. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’LL PUT SHOES ON THE CAT!
  11. If women are from Venus, then why can’t we send them back?
  12. Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
  13. Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
  14. My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate, so I got two more girlfriends.
  15. PLAYSTATION: Because Your Girlfriend Bores You!
  16. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!
  17. WARNING: If You Value Your Life As Much As I Value These Tools – DON’T TOUCH THEM

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